School, Education, Wisdom and My Life :: Personal Narrative, Autobiographical Essay

School, Education, Wisdom and My LifeOne day in class, I was asked what I know nearly, and how what I know about, relates to me today, in my life, as I am living it. Well, this is an account of whether or not I know anything at all. If I do know something, Ill make clear of how it is connected with me. If I come to the conclusion that I dont know anything at all, then Ill write about something else, if I know what Im writing about. I shall base this narrative around me, starting from birth, and concluding it with the now and present. This I know Ill do because I have told you I will. And I try not to lie.On an early evening of October the fifth, 1978, I, John Moren was born to an average, eight pound, five ounce body. How do I know this? First, I have hospital records to prove it, and second, I do not believe my parents would lie to me about something so monumental, such as my birth. At this time in my life, if some maven were to ask me if I knew anything, I wouldnt know who they we re, who I was, where I was, or what that gibberish was that was coming out of that hole in their face. I withal wouldnt know what a face or hole was. Starting off well, wouldnt you say? I was then transported off somewhere with some people, just now I was happy because whatever it was that I was wearing stank of something ripe and everyone kept making funny faces. After countless hours of repetition, I finally came to objectiveization that one of these huge beasts was mama, and the other was dada. The next couple of years, I am told, were spent learning how to walk, learning how to talk, learning how to pee. Well, I of all time knew how to pee, but it was always in my pants. Among these amazing astonishments, I learned how to get into trouble, and get out of it with my charming eyes and goo-goo ga-gas. So at this point in my life, I knew a couple of things, but I didnt know why I knew them. It just helped out. I soon started hearing things about school and was told Id be there fo r a Long time. YA HOO In my mind, I was thinking of a place where they sent all kids to be branded and molded into something suitable for the real world.